Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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