Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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