Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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