I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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