Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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