They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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