the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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