idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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