I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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