so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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