I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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