did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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