we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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