maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
