You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
A+ Viking dick
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
try to milk me bitch
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