That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize