Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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