I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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