nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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