I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
