ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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