Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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