perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
