How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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