I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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