My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
