Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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