Have you finally orgasmed yet?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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