I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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