I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Life is so much better after having sex.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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