I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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