Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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