So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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