there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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