He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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