Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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