Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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