But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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