we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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