? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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