but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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