I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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