What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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