My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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