I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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