But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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