She said her name was "party"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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