I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I wish you could order shots online.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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