Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
farters have to be the big spoon...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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