so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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