Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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