Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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