super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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