.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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