I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
