I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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